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1. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 2. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 4. When your money comes out of an ATM machine scream, "I won! I won!" 5. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 6. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 7. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 9. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 11. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 12. Don't use any punctuation 13. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." ! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) |
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36 comments:
oops first time i hit enter to soon lol on the list i will have to try some of these right away great site and happy tt
I love envisioning the scenarios that each of these entail. Would the waiter even catch the diet water request? How would the mosquito netting look? What would the co-workers do?
Such rich details -- perfect for fiction!
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i love it i love it i love it! and i'm NEVER telling how many of these i've actually done.
That's hilarious!!! I want to try some of those just to see the reactions, lol
Uh-oh I do number eight Fun list thank you for the laugh this morning
Oh.My.God. These were so funny I actually just called my mother and read them all to her. Thanks for the laugh!
I love the coffee one! I think people would kill each other here at my office if someone were to do that. LOL
love this!! i think i'll try some of them today!!!
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These are hysterical. And I'd love to pull that coffee one too. Of course, have you seen what happens to people when they're in caffeine withdrawal? I have. It ain't pretty!
I only drink Espresso (with an Italian husband it's not avoidable) so to what should I switch ?
I love these. I actually do always specify that my drive through order is to go. That, with my hick southern accent usually gets a funny reaction.
I'm so going to start using the prophecy one. On my family.
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LOL! Unfortunately, I don't need any help staying nuts. :)
LOL great list. Now I'm getting evil thoughts in my head. Especially the decaf one.
Oh my gosh, that was the best list I've seen all day. I feel like I should just take mine down and tell people to go here instead. lol Too funny!!!
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LMAO! Love #2, 7, and 10 - I'd really like to try those out just to see what happens.
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I heard this before- but it is still hilarious!
I'm definitely trying some of these, especially the one about the diet water!
What a fun list - #3 gave me a good chuckle. Imagine...I'm sure the office would be fun that day!
LOL! #2, 10 and 13 cracked me up the most!
Those are a riot! I would so love to try some of them out... Hmm, I think I just may.
Happy TT.
You crack me up! If my sons were older, I'd try that last one. Right now I'd just have to repeat myself twenty times, and they still wouldn't get it.
Too funny! I think I'll start using the according to the prophecy one. Great list.
LOL! That was something I needed to read today! Thanks for making me laugh, and for your kind comment at my place. :) Happy TT!
11 made me laugh!
This is funny! Makes me remember to not be so serious. Great list! Thank you for visiting my TT!
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Great list, too funny! I had to read it to my hubby, because I kept laughing louder and louder while reading your list. *LOL*
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Cute! I was ROFLM*O @ "Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso."
Back when I worked at McDonald's we had a regular customer who would order through the drive-thru and come inside to eat. She had many small children and it was easier to order and pay with them in their car seats. While we assembled the order she got the kids seated and came up for the food. I thought she was brilliant!
Stand near a tall building and stare up at the top. Every so often point at something. Once a crowd has gathered wander off. Come back a while later to see if it still there.
Great list - another thing to do is get into a lift but face the back of the door... really freaks people out!
I know I've seen this list before, but it has me giggling every time. I used to use "in theory" a lot when I was training new software techs. IE: "In theory, it works like this". Never did of course. I think I'll swap that out for the prophecy line now ;)
I'm linking this one too! Are you a comedian? You should be! Is this all in your head?
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a rarity - a list that made me laugh! well done!
I'e got to take notes of this. I love it. :) Thanks for stopping by migrainchow!
They're coming to take me away, haha...
Great list - thanks for the visit!
That's hilarious! I'll definitely send the link to a few of my friends who value a little bit of craziness!
Great list! I'd be scared to do the drive through one. They might do something to my food!
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