March 25, 2009

TT #90


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13 things you shouldnt say to your girl

1. Yes, those pants make your butt look big.

2. Is it that time of the month?

3. That girl is hot!

4. How much did you spend?

5. How much do you weigh?

6. What did you do to your hair?

7. Is that a pimple?

8. Havent you had enough?

9. Is that what you're wearing?

10.My ex girlfriend/wife did it better (anything put into this spot is a no-no).

11.Im going to the strip club.

12.I'm just surfing for free porn, whats the problem?

13.This diet looks perfect for you......

23 comments:

Adelle Laudan said...

Sound advice lol Fun list :)
Happy T13!

Nicholas said...

Ah, that explains why I was single for so long!

Janet said...

lol so very true

skywind said...

Ha ha, personal expression. LOL
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Lori said...

Yup, I think you nailed them!

jenn said...

Yeah, that sounds about right! lol!

Clara said...

Oh, yeah. Any one of those is a request for serious trouble.

~3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

Great list!! and oh so true!

Ann Bruce said...

#1 and #4 are okay. Everything else would earn him "the look."

Betty said...

LOL! Thankfully DH knows better than to say any of the above to me. Although if he did say #11, I'd probably say that I wanna go too, and bring him to a male stripper club! Muahhahahaha!

Pop Art Diva! said...

hahahahahahahahaha - but seriously guys - THESE ARE NOT A JOKE! Pay Attention!!

Good one!

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Jen said...

Too frickin' funny. Love it!

On a limb with Claudia said...

ahahahahaha!! What great advice. My husband got me recently. I said, "have you noticed that I have more gray hair?" He said, "Yes." GAAH!! He laughed and said it was a joke. But.....

Angel said...

My Fiancee said the dreaded weight comment, and then said he was going to COMPARE his weight to mine! As If I would be honest after THAT comment.

anthonynorth said...

Fun list. I admit to being guilty of some :-)
By the way, you couldn't find my T-13 on last weeks post. I do 13 lines of poetry, as I did on the old TT.

My T-13

Hootin' Anni said...

One that would irk me to no end for a while was: "My mom didn't cook it like that!" Ewwwwwwwwwww. ::clunking the head with a frying pan:::


Mine are posted now...hope to see you there sometime if you can find a bit of your day to stop by! happy Thursday.

Shelley Munro said...

LOL - that is great advice. It's not safe to utter any of those in my hearing. :)

Shanna said...

I agree. My T13 post this week was tings my boyfriend said to me that if they hadn't made me laugh so hard would have been grounds for a break-up. Our number ones are the same.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Yowch. Those are some very hurtful statements, you're right.

Alice Audrey said...

I've had all but a couple of these said to me. Yeah. Guys shouldn't go there.

The Gal Herself said...

Too funny! What about, "What do you mean, threesomes only happen in the movies?"

mercurysgirl said...

You are too funny. LOL!

CrAzY Working Mom said...

Heh heh heh, very good advice. :)