13 things you shouldnt say to your girl
1. Yes, those pants make your butt look big.
2. Is it that time of the month?
3. That girl is hot!
4. How much did you spend?
5. How much do you weigh?
6. What did you do to your hair?
7. Is that a pimple?
8. Havent you had enough?
9. Is that what you're wearing?
10.My ex girlfriend/wife did it better (anything put into this spot is a no-no).
11.Im going to the strip club.
12.I'm just surfing for free porn, whats the problem?
13.This diet looks perfect for you......
23 comments:
Sound advice lol Fun list :)
Happy T13!
Ah, that explains why I was single for so long!
lol so very true
Ha ha, personal expression. LOL
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Yup, I think you nailed them!
Yeah, that sounds about right! lol!
Oh, yeah. Any one of those is a request for serious trouble.
Great list!! and oh so true!
#1 and #4 are okay. Everything else would earn him "the look."
LOL! Thankfully DH knows better than to say any of the above to me. Although if he did say #11, I'd probably say that I wanna go too, and bring him to a male stripper club! Muahhahahaha!
hahahahahahahahaha - but seriously guys - THESE ARE NOT A JOKE! Pay Attention!!
Good one!
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Too frickin' funny. Love it!
ahahahahaha!! What great advice. My husband got me recently. I said, "have you noticed that I have more gray hair?" He said, "Yes." GAAH!! He laughed and said it was a joke. But.....
My Fiancee said the dreaded weight comment, and then said he was going to COMPARE his weight to mine! As If I would be honest after THAT comment.
Fun list. I admit to being guilty of some :-)
By the way, you couldn't find my T-13 on last weeks post. I do 13 lines of poetry, as I did on the old TT.
My T-13
One that would irk me to no end for a while was: "My mom didn't cook it like that!" Ewwwwwwwwwww. ::clunking the head with a frying pan:::
Mine are posted now...hope to see you there sometime if you can find a bit of your day to stop by! happy Thursday.
LOL - that is great advice. It's not safe to utter any of those in my hearing. :)
I agree. My T13 post this week was tings my boyfriend said to me that if they hadn't made me laugh so hard would have been grounds for a break-up. Our number ones are the same.
Yowch. Those are some very hurtful statements, you're right.
I've had all but a couple of these said to me. Yeah. Guys shouldn't go there.
Too funny! What about, "What do you mean, threesomes only happen in the movies?"
You are too funny. LOL!
Heh heh heh, very good advice. :)
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