March 20, 2008

TT #54


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13 terms to help you surf the personals

1. 40-ish = 49

2. Adventurous = Slept with everyone

3. Athletic = (for girls) no boobs...(for boys) stuck on themselves

4. Average looking = Ugly

5. Emotionally Secure = On Medication

6. Free Spirit = Junkie

7. Self employed = Unemployed

8. Fun = Annoying

9. New age = Body hair in the wrong places or body piercings

10.Outgoing = Loud and embarassing

11. Passionate = Sloppy drunk

12. Professional = Bitch and/or Jackass

13.Wants soul mate = stalker

Sorry about Mr. Linky this week. I had some format issues but finally got is resolved after 18 comments. I will be back in full swing next week:)

22 comments:

nicholas said...

Funny list. I used to find that "curves in all the right places" meant fat and ugly. And any woman who says she is looking for a "generous" man means she is looking for a mug to pay her all her bills and buy her lots of stuff.

Mind you, there are many times when the descriptions in your list mean exactly what they say!

Lazy Daisy said...

Thanks for the list. I found it really funny.

Di said...

Whew-Married

Cordia Amant said...

My sister signed me up for a singles website. Yeah, it's a scary world out there.

sarah said...

That was hilarious! Thanks! I love your perspective.

SandyCarlson said...

12 is dead on! In fact, they all are. Great list, Lori.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Lori, that's great! I'm howling at these!

I like the new look, too. Or is it an old look and I've been lurking in my reader too long again?

SJ Reidhead said...

Good list!

If it weren't true it would be funny!

SJR
The Pink Flamingo
http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog

Lori said...

Oh, good ones! Gives a new meaning to information you can use (smile).

Nap Warden said...

That is funny:)

On the Mr Linky front...I don't know anything about Mr. Linky. Plus, my email isn't working, for some reason I can't send emails, gah! I'll shoot you an email when it's back...

Lara Angelina said...

Lori,
I've seen this somewhere before, but it's truly hysterical! And unfortunately so true! thanks for the laugh!
Great TT!

marcia said...

Oh my thanks for the warning
come see my Easter bunnies

The Gal Herself said...

This is funny and probably very, very true. Thanks for sharing (and thanks for visiting my TT). BTW, love the primary colors on your new template! It's cheerful and dynamic at the same time.

xakara said...

This was hilarious and was greatly timed with the night I'm having. (Not to imply anything serious, just regular monthly issues). Thanks for the laugh. :)

~X

Robin said...

That's a riot.

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

Great list. I'm glad I'm not looking right now. It seems odder than the bar scene I once faced.

Lyrical Press, Inc. said...

Hilarious!

Happy TT.

- Renee

LA Day said...

That makes me glad I'm married. Scary! LOL

Karen said...

Too funny...
and if you want to know a secret?
My husband and I met online (sshhh-our kids would be shocked)
What's more - he had inadvertenly (maybe?) checked the box for "alternate lifestyle". Before I would meet him, I demanded to know just what in H that meant!

Darla said...

LOL! Some things you really need to read between the lines!

Karina said...

HILLARIOUS! This is exactly why I won't do online dating even though all my friends keep telling me I should try it.

No Nonsense Girl said...

Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!

Happy Easter!!!!