13 terms to help you surf the personals
1. 40-ish = 49
2. Adventurous = Slept with everyone
3. Athletic = (for girls) no boobs...(for boys) stuck on themselves
4. Average looking = Ugly
5. Emotionally Secure = On Medication
6. Free Spirit = Junkie
7. Self employed = Unemployed
8. Fun = Annoying
9. New age = Body hair in the wrong places or body piercings
10.Outgoing = Loud and embarassing
11. Passionate = Sloppy drunk
12. Professional = Bitch and/or Jackass
13.Wants soul mate = stalker
Sorry about Mr. Linky this week. I had some format issues but finally got is resolved after 18 comments. I will be back in full swing next week:)
22 comments:
Funny list. I used to find that "curves in all the right places" meant fat and ugly. And any woman who says she is looking for a "generous" man means she is looking for a mug to pay her all her bills and buy her lots of stuff.
Mind you, there are many times when the descriptions in your list mean exactly what they say!
Thanks for the list. I found it really funny.
Whew-Married
My sister signed me up for a singles website. Yeah, it's a scary world out there.
That was hilarious! Thanks! I love your perspective.
12 is dead on! In fact, they all are. Great list, Lori.
Lori, that's great! I'm howling at these!
I like the new look, too. Or is it an old look and I've been lurking in my reader too long again?
Good list!
If it weren't true it would be funny!
SJR
The Pink Flamingo
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Oh, good ones! Gives a new meaning to information you can use (smile).
That is funny:)
On the Mr Linky front...I don't know anything about Mr. Linky. Plus, my email isn't working, for some reason I can't send emails, gah! I'll shoot you an email when it's back...
Lori,
I've seen this somewhere before, but it's truly hysterical! And unfortunately so true! thanks for the laugh!
Great TT!
Oh my thanks for the warning
come see my Easter bunnies
This is funny and probably very, very true. Thanks for sharing (and thanks for visiting my TT). BTW, love the primary colors on your new template! It's cheerful and dynamic at the same time.
This was hilarious and was greatly timed with the night I'm having. (Not to imply anything serious, just regular monthly issues). Thanks for the laugh. :)
~X
That's a riot.
Great list. I'm glad I'm not looking right now. It seems odder than the bar scene I once faced.
Hilarious!
Happy TT.
- Renee
That makes me glad I'm married. Scary! LOL
Too funny...
and if you want to know a secret?
My husband and I met online (sshhh-our kids would be shocked)
What's more - he had inadvertenly (maybe?) checked the box for "alternate lifestyle". Before I would meet him, I demanded to know just what in H that meant!
LOL! Some things you really need to read between the lines!
HILLARIOUS! This is exactly why I won't do online dating even though all my friends keep telling me I should try it.
Ha Ha Ha HA!!!!!
Happy Easter!!!!
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