September 24, 2008

TT #78


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13 things I read that made me laugh.

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

10.God must love stupid people; He made so many.

11.The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

12.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

13.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

26 comments:

storyteller said...

Thanks for the laughter ... always a good thing ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Megan said...

lol. Thank you for the laugh!

Happy T13!

Unknown said...

One of my favs'
I'm not broke... just badly bent lol
Happy T13!

Journeywoman said...

Love 9 and 10.

Meju said...

I love #3, think I have met some of those people!

colleen said...

These are all great! Life is so funny.

Anonymous said...

LOL on religious differences. I like Adelle's badly bent too.

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Svr said...

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Ruth said...

Great list, thanks for the laughs! I knew it was going to be a good one as soon as I read the first one.

Anonymous said...

LOL! Those are great. Thanks for sharing! Happy TT!

SandyCarlson said...

Priceless, Lori. Thanks for cheering me up so early on a morning I don't feel well. And thanks for stopping by!

anthonynorth said...

Oh yes! Some classics there. Loved them.

Unknown said...

Those are great!

Mia Celeste said...

LOL, thanks for starting my day with a chuckle. Happy TT!

bernieg1 said...

LOL! I like # 13. I do it everyday!

And btw-its got nothing to do with dementia! :)

My TT is up at 13 Myths about Barack Obama

Darla said...

I love these! Each one's better than the last.

LA Day said...

OMG! It's sad how many of those are true. Thanks for adding a chuckle to my day.

After Hours said...

I like them all. It would be hard to pick a favorite! Happy TT!

Qtpies7 said...

LOL Those are great!

The Gal Herself said...

Ah, #6 is COMPLETELY my favorite! No question! (Thanks for visiting my TT)

Calliope said...

Okay. That was just hilarious. The most important one for me of late being "3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

...I'm just sayin'.

Thank you for the giggle.

-Celticlibrarian
http://fremontlibraries.wordpress.com

Tink said...

Haha, great list! 2 reminded me of "I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away" (Robbie Williams).
My TT is about online purchases.

Yasmin said...

Just what I needed to brighten my day and make me lol...thanks and happy TT!

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Nicholas said...

I love that TT!

Sarah Brooks said...

What do you know! They made me laugh too! Thanks!

Robin said...

Love it!