December 20, 2007

TT #42


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13 "Come On" lines that most women have heard at least once in their lifetime.

1. Baby, your legs must be tired cause you have been running through my mind all night.

2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, baby, but I can still make your bed rock.

3. Havent we met somewhere before?

4. I’m not like all the other guys.

5. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

6. Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.

7. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

8. OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?

9. You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

10. My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

11. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

12. Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

13. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.


56 comments:

Country Dawn said...

Happy TT!

My TT is about family christmas traditions!

pjazzypar said...

This is some cheesy, but very funny stuff! How about this one, "I'd marry your dog just to get in the family."
Happy TT.

Sandy Carlson said...

No. 9 is adorable! Have a great day.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahah, yep this sounds about right. Bwahahahahah. I'm not like all the other guys. Yeah, right. Have a great TT. :)

Nicholas said...

I can honestly say I have never used any of those.

I found that "Hello, I am extremely wealthy." worked with most women!

Chelle Y. said...

I do not think I have every heard of any of those. Haha! Maybe, someday.... :)

Moondancer said...

Any line that has the word "baby" in it is destined to be a bad one

Nicole Austin said...

LOL! Yup, I've heard most of those. They really do need to find some originality.

Happy TT!
www.nicoleaustin.net

Malcolm: said...
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Malcolm: said...

I am proud to say that I have never used any of those lines. Although the Fred Flintstone one is a bit clever. I found that "What's your name?" usu. works.

Although I am taking a break from the Thursday Thirteen this week, feel free to stop by and comment on my latest post and/or vote in my current poll.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

I have to say, no one ever used pick-up lines on me. I guess I'm just not the type. *sigh*

I like some of those, though. They're begging to be made fun of, rock star style... *wink*

happy TT, babe!

No Nonsense Girl said...

Ha Ha Ha!!! Heard few of these, they weren't a hit!!! ;)

Happy TT girl!!!

Lori said...

Any guy still saying #1 deserves to be tarred and feathered. And #2 had me wondering just how drunk a guy has to be to say some of this stuff (LOL). Nice list. Hopefully some of the fellas are taking notes on what NOT to say (smile).

Smiler said...

I feel sorry for guys who don't have enough personality to actually start up a real conversation. Happy TT!

Bernie said...

Love them, never used them mind you, but I love them...

Have a great TT and a very Merry Chriistmas!

susiej.com said...

Now, I have not heard all of these. The legs, running -- that one is a first.

pussreboots said...

I've never had any of those used on me. Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

xakara said...

It hurts my head just thinking about these. *headshake*

~X

susiej.com said...

The one with the legs -- that's a riot!

Amy Ruttan said...

Okay #12, a guy had a shirt that said that. He kept pointing at it that I should read it.

Ya real winner if you're too lazy to use the actual line.

Leslie Dicken said...

Ugh, I've heard those way too many times! Happy T13!

~ Leslie

Carrie Lofty said...

I've heard them, but not spoken to me. I cannot imagine being on the receiving end of that must ego and stupidity!

Toni said...

*LMAO* I need to wake up a little bit and these lines made me laugh!

How about these?

1. Are you a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!

2. Girl, you're like dandruff because I just can't get you out of my head...

*L*

Happy TT!

- http://toni.marikit.net

Shesawriter said...

Number 7 is my favorite! :-)

Happy TT!

My Thursday Thirteen #5

Open Grove Claudia said...

Ok Happy Dance! I haven't heard most of these! Whoo Hoo for me!

Maybe it's the flesh searing stare?

Happy TT!

My TT: 13 ways my life sucks is up!

Sarai said...

WOW it is laughable that people still use these lines. Gawd I miss college! Although sometimes they can be clever *winks* Anyway have a happy holiday

Joyismygoal said...

I think 10 is cute How fun,have a safe Merry Christmas

Lara Angelina said...

yessiree...I've heard a couple of these. Sends me running for the exits every time! Man, I just got the shivers!!
happy TT! Great list!

forgetfulone said...

Funny! I have to admit I haven't heard many of them. Enjoyed your post.

Rachel said...

How could you forget?
" Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
LOL!
These were so much fun to read and laugh about memories! Thanks for this great TT!

SJ Reidhead said...

You forgot the one about bedroom eyes.

The Pink Flamingo
http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog

Natalie said...

Those are soooo cheesy! Hahaha!

My TT is up too if you want to check it out. :)

Gattina said...

Some of them are very true like "I’m not like all the other guys". (I would say, "even worse" ! lol !)

damozel said...

I have never had a single on of these said to me! ::Sniff:: Maybe I can train my husband to say some of them?

"May I freshen your drink?" always worked for me.

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Mar said...

He, he, good collection and a great laugh!
Happy TT!

Candy said...

Hahaha, these are so cheesy! :o) I was never one to fall for lines, thank God.

Robin said...

If that's what's out there I think I did a very good thing taking myself out of the race early LOL.

Darla said...

LOL! Do these actually work? Does anyone think they do?

Emma Petersen said...

Hehe! I hate to admit but I like 10 and 12. They cute and funny and I have a weakness for cute and funny! Great List! Happy TT!

jenn said...

I have never heard the Fred Flintsone one...bed rock. That's good! hehehe...
Happy tt!

fullbodytransplant said...

Sick list, one of the best ideas for a TT I have ever seen!

Head Gaggler said...

Haha, those are great!!

Holly said...

Ha ha - BAD lines and I've heard a few. (yes, guys have really, really used them)

Must say - I saw the Wordless Wednesday Photo with the traffic sign - LOVED it - ha ha!

Happy TT-13, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays!

Smiles,

Holly
http://theabundanceplace.com

Nap Warden said...

Good Lord, men don't actually use these do they? Great list!

amypalko said...

Number 8 made me laugh! I did actually have a guy ask if it hurt much when I fell from heaven. I just about sprayed my drink over him while trying to keep from laughing!
Lives Less Ordinary

Believer in Balance said...

I've only had a couple of those used on me!

TeaMouse said...

I love #2 - I've never heard that before. Gosh they get pretty creative...lol!

Have a great weekend!

katherine. said...

the problem is...some of these are still being used...

The Gal Herself said...

The first time I heard #10, I fell for it. Gotta go. Must hang my head in shame. (Thanks for visiting my TT)

Mommychicky said...

So funny. May I add, "You recycle? You're my kind of woman".

Thanks for stopping by and happy TT!

kellyo75 said...

Oh my gosh-these are HILARIOUS! I love the last one!! Happy TT

*Rae* said...

I have heard a few of them but I think if someone said # 2 I would seriously end up laughing in someones face Happy TT & Happy Holidays

thrivingat30 said...

These were great! But #6 made me groan....LOL

Jenny McB said...

I just read this to my sons, we got a kick out of them.

The fine one is lame but funny.

Danielle said...

That's great!!!

I love the Santa one :-)

Has any guy besides Will Smith really ever used #1? lol

Harris Channing said...

I loved this. Thanks for making me laugh!

Merry Christmas.

~Harris.