August 13, 2008

TT #73

13 thoughts by a very smart woman....can you guess who?

1. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. That's the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

For those of you who guessed me....Nope, guess again!!

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29 comments:

Jan Parrish said...

These are funny.

Nicholas said...

You?

The Mocha Mom said...

LOL- really good list! I loved reading it.

Danielle said...

These are great!

Happy TT!

Wishing you and yours health, balance and joy.

Danielle
Modern Musings' Thursday Thirteen 02

Yasmin said...

LOL--great TT list!

SandyCarlson said...

No. 10 speaks to me tonight! Thanks for making me smile, Lori!

harassedmomsramblings said...

Oh man that was what I needed! WAY cool!

Shelia said...

Your list had me cracking up--especially #13 and the one about the 2nd mouse getting the cheese.

anthonynorth said...

There's some great ones there. Laughed out loud!

Rasmenia said...

Ha ha ha...#'s 5-8 are just priceless. Thanks for the funny. :)

Happy Thursday!

Sue said...

Great list idea :) But I'm afraid I'm not too good at guessing :)

Thanks for stopping by!

Cheers!
Sue
http://urbanzoo.suedarroch.com/

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Culture... man, that is TOO true.

Is that Erma Bombeck who said such great things?

Toni said...

Very funny stuff!

Jennie said...

Very funny :). Happy TT

B Boys Mom said...

These sound like they came from the Laura at my work. Funny TT. Thanks for visiting mine.

Geriatric Nursing said...

#9 and #11 were my favorites. Thanks for visiting my blog.

The Gal Herself said...

I like #6. I will remember it when I'm in boring meetings and it will keep me amused. BUT WHO SAID THESE THINGS? (Thanks for visiting my TT)

Pamela Kramer said...

I think you came up with these too. Love this post, especially the one about the mouse. lol - Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

Mojo said...

2,4,10,12... oh ... I like 'em all.
-Mojo

Jen said...

These are great. Lots of funny TTs this week--thanks for yours!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Sounds like the beloved Erma Bombeck. If not, it's got to be some creative genius!

Happy TT

storyteller said...

Fun list today … I started chuckling at #1 and enjoyed them all the way to #13 …
Hugs and blessings,

Natalie said...

funny list! happy TT! thanks for stopping by my blog!

Karen of Sillymonkeez said...

Hmmmm . . . is it a female comedienne? If so, I have no idea which one though.

Thanks for visiting me today!!

Karen of the MomDot Street Team
www.MomDot.com

Meju said...

Love them all...especially 13!

nicoleaustin said...

LOL! Great list. I love it!

Tips_tricks said...

This is amusing! Great list.

Debbie said...

I love #7 and #9

Diana M said...

Wow what a great list you worked up. Thanks for sharing...