Thirteen things you’d like to say at work.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
3. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.
4. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.
5. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?
6. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
8. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
9. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
10. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn.
11. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
12. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
13. Oh, I get it. Like humor. Only different.
45 comments:
*sigh*
#12 sums up my summer... and #1 sums up the reply I wish I could make...
happy TT, babe!
Yep these work. I could use every one of them. Bwahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great TT. :)
I love #5 :) !! Fun list!
Yes!! I say these things in my head everyday at work. I think people would be scared if they heard me say half of what's bouncing around in there. Awesome list!
Oh, man, these are great!! Happy TT!
Think I will post #12 on my kitchen wall. It's a keeper.
It would be cool to have #1 pre-recorded. #5 reminds me of a young lady I worked with back in my fast food days. You would think that she swam in a pool of perfume before she came to work. Seriously, you could sometimes smell her in the parking lot before she came in the building!
This is the reason why I have my own business.
Great List!
Happy T13!
I am lovin 5 and 13!!
Hey great T13, I am totally going to use those tomorrow!
LoL I wish I could say that about the perfume! Why do some women put so much on?! It's not right! I hope you have a great week!
Ahhh.. those are hilarious.
Very funny. As I may have said before, you should be writing amusing novels. I totally agree with you on #5 (perfume), incidentally.
Great list. Happy TT.
You can say some of those. You just need a strong union!
Yaaaah, hilarious! I have someone I can use #5 on. Marinate...*snorts* That's a great way to put it. LOL
Funny and definitely something you would like to say in the office :)
Happy TT!
Lol! That's good ! I have something similar things you shouldn't say during sex.
Chica, I sooo hear you on all of these!!!
SO funny! LOVE this list. I'm a stay at home mom - can I use these with the kids?
Happy TT!
Those are great. If only I could say them and not get fired. LOL!
Happy TT!
I wish I could!
I tried to leave a comment early but blogger didn't like me. Number one is so me today...
Oh I am printing that out and sticking it on my bulletin board. THat's great!!!!
I LOVE #10!!!
Those are funny, and I so feel your pain. I did a post on cubicle etiquette a while back. I wish that I could say some of those things to these cube dwellers around me!
#1 and #9 are my favorites. Have you been reading my thought bubble?
Oh that I could only use some of these. Loved your list...all gems for sure.
Ha! I will use some of those (under my breath of course...)
Happy TT!
LOL! I love the flypaper for freaks and the humor, only different comments!
I now have a military kiddo, too. I'm happy that he joined, but I'm happy that he still has to finish this year of high school, still!
thanks, I needed a good laugh!!
haha! great list!
how about:
Suck it.
nuff said.
Great TT! Very funny!
LOL! I have a co-worker I'd really like to try #5 on. :-)
Happy TT and thanks for visiting my list.
[[I don't work here - I'm a consultant. ]]
I've actually said that one. :)
Makes me glad I'm not in the working world anymore. I like the sidebar pics of your Navy man. My husband was in the Navy for 10 years.
Glad I'm not where I'd be tempted to use these, and I hope I don't trigger such thoughts very often!
Happy TT!
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LOL! I like numbers 2 and 3 especially.
:-)
Oh, yeah! I love every single one of them. Can I use them when I'm not at work?
HAH! Number 3 is priceless! I have to use that! And number 12? Was it Reagan who started that phrase, "mistakes were made"?
Happy TT!
I couldn't stop laughing at #12. As for the perfume one, I have asthma, enough said!!
Enjoyed your list.
Happy TT!
I'd be fired if I said any of those. Ha!
Thanks for stopping by mine :)
I choose number 3 as my favorite - as it seems that's what I get like most days.
I love your #7 - I felt just like that today re. someone I was forced to spend the day with in an all day meeting
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