August 9, 2007

TT# 23


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Thirteen things you’d like to say at work.

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

3. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.

4. I don't work here - I'm a consultant.

5. Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?

6. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

7. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

8. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

9. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

10. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn.

11. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

12. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

13. Oh, I get it. Like humor. Only different.


45 comments:

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

*sigh*

#12 sums up my summer... and #1 sums up the reply I wish I could make...

happy TT, babe!

Comedy + said...

Yep these work. I could use every one of them. Bwahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great TT. :)

An Ordinary Mom said...

I love #5 :) !! Fun list!

Christine d'Abo said...

Yes!! I say these things in my head everyday at work. I think people would be scared if they heard me say half of what's bouncing around in there. Awesome list!

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

Oh, man, these are great!! Happy TT!

Gabriella Hewitt said...

Think I will post #12 on my kitchen wall. It's a keeper.

Malcolm: said...

It would be cool to have #1 pre-recorded. #5 reminds me of a young lady I worked with back in my fast food days. You would think that she swam in a pool of perfume before she came to work. Seriously, you could sometimes smell her in the parking lot before she came in the building!

Suprina said...

This is the reason why I have my own business.

Great List!
Happy T13!

Amy said...

I am lovin 5 and 13!!

Splash said...

Hey great T13, I am totally going to use those tomorrow!

Shannon said...

LoL I wish I could say that about the perfume! Why do some women put so much on?! It's not right! I hope you have a great week!

Star said...

Ahhh.. those are hilarious.

The Crux said...

Very funny. As I may have said before, you should be writing amusing novels. I totally agree with you on #5 (perfume), incidentally.

Ann said...

Great list. Happy TT.

Nicholas said...

You can say some of those. You just need a strong union!

Gloria said...

Yaaaah, hilarious! I have someone I can use #5 on. Marinate...*snorts* That's a great way to put it. LOL

Emmyrose said...

Funny and definitely something you would like to say in the office :)

Happy TT!

Gattina said...

Lol! That's good ! I have something similar things you shouldn't say during sex.

Tempest Knight said...

Chica, I sooo hear you on all of these!!!

MamaLee said...

SO funny! LOVE this list. I'm a stay at home mom - can I use these with the kids?

Happy TT!

Nicole Austin said...

Those are great. If only I could say them and not get fired. LOL!

Happy TT!

LA Day said...

I wish I could!

- PRACTiCAL CHiCK said...

I tried to leave a comment early but blogger didn't like me. Number one is so me today...

Amy Ruttan said...

Oh I am printing that out and sticking it on my bulletin board. THat's great!!!!

Janet said...

I LOVE #10!!!

Lulu said...

Those are funny, and I so feel your pain. I did a post on cubicle etiquette a while back. I wish that I could say some of those things to these cube dwellers around me!

The Gal Herself said...

#1 and #9 are my favorites. Have you been reading my thought bubble?

Lazy Daisy said...

Oh that I could only use some of these. Loved your list...all gems for sure.

Jennie said...

Ha! I will use some of those (under my breath of course...)

Happy TT!

Qtpies7 said...

LOL! I love the flypaper for freaks and the humor, only different comments!
I now have a military kiddo, too. I'm happy that he joined, but I'm happy that he still has to finish this year of high school, still!

MamaArcher said...

thanks, I needed a good laugh!!

Kelly said...

haha! great list!

how about:

Suck it.

nuff said.

Mrs. Schmitty said...

Great TT! Very funny!

L^2 said...

LOL! I have a co-worker I'd really like to try #5 on. :-)

Happy TT and thanks for visiting my list.

Carolan Ivey said...

[[I don't work here - I'm a consultant. ]]

I've actually said that one. :)

Dorothy said...

Makes me glad I'm not in the working world anymore. I like the sidebar pics of your Navy man. My husband was in the Navy for 10 years.

Marina said...

Glad I'm not where I'd be tempted to use these, and I hope I don't trigger such thoughts very often!

Happy TT!

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Barbara H. said...

LOL! I like numbers 2 and 3 especially.

impworks said...

:-)

This Eclectic Life said...

Oh, yeah! I love every single one of them. Can I use them when I'm not at work?

spyscribbler said...

HAH! Number 3 is priceless! I have to use that! And number 12? Was it Reagan who started that phrase, "mistakes were made"?

Happy TT!

Christine said...

I couldn't stop laughing at #12. As for the perfume one, I have asthma, enough said!!
Enjoyed your list.

Happy TT!

Teena said...

I'd be fired if I said any of those. Ha!

Thanks for stopping by mine :)

TeaMouse said...

I choose number 3 as my favorite - as it seems that's what I get like most days.

Books, Computers & Puppets, Oh My! said...

I love your #7 - I felt just like that today re. someone I was forced to spend the day with in an all day meeting